netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420, via cumfort)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via orgasm)

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

(via orgasm)

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

(via cumfort)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via phobias)

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

image

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Signs Best and Worst Qualities

astrologycat:

Aquarius- Humanitarian/Unemotional

Pieces- Imaginative/Over Sensative

Aries- Optimistic/Short Tempered

Taurus- Loyal/Self Indulgent

Gemini- Energetic/ Two Faced

Cancer- Maternal/Over Emotional

Leo- Friendly/Impulsive

Virgo- Gifted/ Over Self Critical

Libra- Balanced/Indecisive

Scorpio- Passionate/Moody

Sagittarius- Independent/Unemotional

Capricorn-Intellectual/Cold

(via foursummersago)

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

(via phobias)

blheed:

dark pale ft glow
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

pumpkinpegasus:

“abortion is a permanent decision”

so is…having baby…..

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