abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

(via trust)

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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(via trust)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via phobias)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via loveishopeyouaremyhope)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via lubricates)

help

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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(Source: wiiiinchester, via trust)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via cumfort)